Realistic war game? Wouldn't that involve a lot less anything and a lot more sitting in a tent? That's where the money is though.

"showcasing hardcore games that work with Kinect, as with Mass Effect 3,"

As is Metal Wolf Chaos...

And yet the game that everyone who has ever played has loved, Metal Wolf Chaos, is virtually untouched. It's been seven years. Sega pulled a massive dickmove on From.

Be that as it may, I didn't see any of this kind of account raping with the PSN stuff.

Does this mean that anything Jeb does will be broadcast over the internet now? Or is Notch just special like that?

Buying it for the owl. It commands me.

Then play without the gems...

Well... While we haven't solved the mystery of Avira bus fares, we can at least say that we are being seriously overcharged for bus fares in England. I can get a return ticket for £2.60. Said return tickets takes me three stops there, five stops back. Those stops are easily walked in 30 minutes. That's why I walk now.…

Okay, what the hell is a deck-building game and how do you play? From the name, it sounds like someone's trying to make the worst part of Yu-Gi-Oh!/Magic/whatever else and make them fun...

£1.80? Either Arriva is a much cheaper bus service, or he's only going 4 stops. Wise up, my friend! Walk the distance! Can't be much more than a half hour walk.

Has anyone thought of the possibility of a MGS/ZOE tie-in game? While I can't come up with a great plot on the spot, I doubt that it couldn't be worked. Then again, maybe I'm just more desperate for a new ZOE game than I am for an MGS game...

Sorry, I probably should have worded it better. I meant that it looks like it plays almost exactly the same. Sluggish and dull, with some really awkward hit-detection. The graphics are quite bad though.

Not necessarily. Touch pads can have sensitivity, though it will be much more sensitive that a trigger. You know that touch pad that laptops have? They have pressure sensors or something and can tell how hard you're pressing down. I've no idea why, but they do. Besides, even if it isn't implemented, the amount of uses…

The last wrestling game I played was on the PS1.

Dude, it's a good workaround. Holding a PSP means that you probably have a finger resting on the back. A quick movement and... Ta-da! R2/L2 for the Vita! Oh, and are we sure that there isn't an R3/L3 thing for the Vita? I haven't seen everything about it, but I know that the analogue sticks at least look like they are…

And we've still seen neither hide nor hair nor face-aimed Rathalos kick of any English versions. This is bad for me. I hope this at least gets localised. And can someone tell me if this is an actual portable version of Tri, or just a port of Portable 3rd? I'd like to see how they handle the underwa...

Not including L2 and R2? You do know that the touch pad on the back can essentially function as an L2/R2, right? Besides, extra shoulder buttons would either make thm too cramped or give the system a weird shape.

That's actually quite awesome. Love this kind of stuff. Seems a little Lovecraftian in style, and I love that. That's one of the best things I've read in a while.

So... What did you do in Vegas? Do tell.