V1 master-race checking in. Was my first thought as well.

your constant willful ignorance is annoying. You and I both know that no one in their right mind has paid 34k for an fr-s since 2011.

No it had 3 cylinders with 2 valves each, and a fourth cylinder that had 14 valves.

Seat warmers. Your fat ass sitting on the seat will warm it up.

Look up "copy-pasta"... Dude was meme'ing ya, he meant no offense. I can vouch.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces.…

Want to know why Scion hasn't taken off?

I look forward to reading it.

That's a great idea — I should get some experts in on this.

Here's an idea for an article Jason:

That is not an engine, that is a nuclear reactor.

You ruined it for all of us, Doug. You and your dumb antics.

I am always appalled at the lack of cupholders in the custom cars that come to SEMA.

I think my laughter at this disturbed the person in the next stall.

if you were to listen to every one of these complaints, you would never own anything more complicated than a tree.

"This is like saying that you're angry that your house was just demolished by an asteroid, considering that a plumber recently told you that all the pipes are OK."

No! Absolutely not! I am an outraged consumer and retain my right to whine!