Even worse, I think it’s PVC. Or very poorly fitted latex.

I clicked to see what her live shows are like - pretty much what I thought

I love you for finding this, but hate that I’ve actually seen it.

Katy Perry’s performance in that video is me (and every other teacher I know) today: faking enthusiasm and trying to get people pumped up when I just want to sleep.

Ha, I forgot which article this was for a second and thought you meant Markle and Prince Harry.

Holy shit. I really have no opinion on her but was just struck by how she is putting in like ZERO effort there.

All I can think about Ariana Grande and how her team is probably trying to keep her from reading this because she’d probably be triggered by this. Poor Aria :(

One could say she’s actually trying too hard.

Depends on how much you thought she was trying before.

Is Katy Perry even trying anymore?

Cristiano Ronaldo couldn’t have kicked a more precise shot.

It’s because they are all about projection. They lie, therefore they are convinced we lie too.

A few months into the Trump administration, a WaPo journalist retweeted a call for the Trump faithful to inundate the paper with fake scoops to prove how easily fooled the reporters were and said basically, “Yeah, you guys have been trying this for months. We just haven’t printed any of your fake news because we…

They seem like a really lovely couple and it’s so nice that Harry has been allowed to marry who he wants to. Royals have to ask the Queen’s permission to marry and although Lord Frederick of Windsor married an actress of Jewish descent a few years ago, he’s really minor royalty and his own father lost his place in…

My dreams to seize the British Crown have been thwarted. All the best to the couple though. This is going to basically end her acting career which she is in the prime peak of career in buttttt I hope she enjoys philanthropy and having 70% less control of her life. #onlysixthinlinetothethroneanyway

I suspect that gets its own article because it’s actual celebrities and actual news, the combination of which is sort of rare and doesn’t really deserve to share space with a tidbit about the Kardashians.

I’M SOOOO EXCITED FOR THIS. I CAN’T WAIT FOR THE WEDDING!!!!!!!!

Timberlake: “I’m bringin’ sexy baaaack.”

Given Scientology’s history, I wouldn’t be surprised if they infiltrated the LAPD.