Chip Kelly and the offensive coordinator can certainly sympathize about having to decide between two really shitty options.

He could have at least gone full Palin and said “All of them”

Trump just implicated Chris Christie in hacking the DNC

Great, now we have to hear the Apple fanboys talk about how Tim Cook has invented pornography.

Afterwards, he offered the congregation something refreshing:

Solidarity with the Republican presidential nominee.

This guy is really a pig.

Blaine Gabbert’s new intro music: