This show sounds like a plot by minions of the Old Gods to drive civilization insane.

Wouldn't that be Twix'd?

Ebert's zero-star reviews were always the best and/or most fun to read.

Cant stop won't stop

Is it me, or does he bear a striking resemblance to Fielding Mellish?

More like 1/24th Man, amirite?

On pay-per-view?

Did they ever have a special episode where one of them fights a stranger in the Alps?

I've got tix to see the Drafthouse Feast version of GBH.. Who wants to touch me?

Need For Speed was… Matineeworthy at best. Aaron Paul's performance was solid, the stunts were trick and I dug Michael Keaton as the white equivalent of _The Warriors_' Lynne Thigpen. It'll probably do pretty well on Netflix.

Erin Go Bleargh!

Jesus built my hot bod.

I'll take what I can get.

And Continuum season 3 in Canada, can't wait for AVC to catch up legally…

Because they can't get the goddamn clicker to work?

Could be worse, could say he's been freed from the Babilonian Captivity..

https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW50…

"Hi Dad, I'm calling you from Castle!"
- Chuck (Not Chuck)

At least he wasn't molested by a movie director..

WRRROOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!