Not on the street where you live..

/me shoulda scrolled down :p

And Homeboys in Outer Space!

I hate to see her leave but I love to watch her go.

"ROM Com, the new Spaceknight love story, directed by Hacky Hackowitz"

And AnubOS, written by Anubis Gates.

At least Tyler Perry isn't involved!

Black Vulcan?

They really need to get Rooker in as Dewey's long-lost dad or uncle.

I'd actually add _Love Actually_ to the list, but deep down I'm a softy.

DEY TUK ERR MERBS!!!!

So when they painted him black, did he suddenly [INSERT RACIST STEREOTYPE SNARK HERE]?

Too dark!

No problemo, as long as you share it with the rest of the class!

All the gummiments have colitis?

Also known as the whale's vagina.

MOCK FRY!!!!! YOU ARE TERMINATED!!!!!!!

How's the thorazine?

It's the same situation as with cars: women will buy cars that are designed/advertised/geared towards men, but the reverse is mainly not true. So with genders split roughly 50/50, build a car/toy/movie that appeals to 100% of men and 25-50% of women, instead of one that appeals to 100% of women and 0% of men for a…

RULE 1: ALL GUITARS ARE ALWAYS LOADED
RULE 2: NEVER LET THE HEADSTOCK COVER ANYTHING YOU ARE NOT WILLING TO DESTROY
RULE 3: KEEP YOUR PICK OFF THE STRING UNTIL YOUR FINGERS ARE ON THE FRETS
RULE 4: ALWAYS BE SURE OF YOUR AUDIENCE