Though I walk thru the valley between the buttcheeks of death, I shall fear no evil..

Too bad they forgot about the narrow waist :p

Silly fool, the Jews don't keep their gold in Israel, they keep it in the JP Morgan Chase vaults below 1 CMP, with a secret tunnel from the Federal Reserve Bank across the street, so when the Rothschilds come to circumcise their boys on it they can get escorted personally by their dogsbody Ben Shalom Bernanke..

Favorite live band ever.

_Overdrawn at the Sperm Bank_

Inevitable Gay Panic WBAGNFARB

Don't forget ruthless efficiency!

Like bundling _Willy Wonka_ with _Threads_..

Righten up, Flancis.

Lighten up, sister.

And he's not dirty!

Too soon!

So that stuff at the beginning with the kids doing hardcore worm, is the Thief a Robin Hood character or just an asshole?

_The Prestige_.

Hitchhiker's Guide, Animal Farm, 1984 are the books I read as a preteen that I find myself rereading 30+ years later. I would add Terry Pratchett's Discworld books to that list had I encountered them then.

That thing you did there?

Dr. Samuel Phipps is right!

It's pronounced paedophile, but it's spelled Peter File.

The Rock.. As Sgt. Rock.

"Witherspoon’s role as the girlfriend is thankless (so much that it’s easy to wonder why a star of her magnitude accepted it), and her character turns out to be just the most prominent of the movie’s population of fickle, faithless women, each of whom is ready to ditch a devoted man at a moment’s notice. "