Wow 75 grand for something that petty in a game. Must be nice to have that much money.

Mark Cuban is election Santa.

This high level comment was wasted on kotaku. For that I’ll give you 3x the +1s.

“The game is bigger than you. Behave,”

The real mystery here isn’t how EA could make such a simple mistake, but how did Sunderland win their opening 3 games?

He’s gonna kick himself when he gets to a planet with gravitino balls and realizes how inefficient gold is.

Pics from my adventures on this planet!!

And that, boys and girls, is how Patricia's inbox got flooded with dickpics.

My favorite part is how he angrily exits his car, throwing his hands to the heavens as though the whole thing were an act of God.