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“Honey you promised me you were going to take down that crappy metal shed this weekend ... remember?”

Aston Martin Lagonda. AM’s first attempt at a sedan.

Wat.

I actually wanted to go with ‘yes, he was right to get black-flagged because drifting, like farting in the shower and jazz, only interests those doing it’ but I figured I’d throw a couple of stereotypes in there for shits and giggles.

Yo your take on ‘drifters’ is so edgy and cool. Can I borrow a pair of jorts & a bucket hat for my next SCCA autox?

I was going to guess mirrors.

Oh sure, I bet you think all CEOs look alike.

“Welcome to the hudraulic press channel, today we have a fancy red sports car to crush with our press...”

When I get loaded, people call me “sir” all the time. Usually in the context of “please calm down, sir” or “sir, you will need to get down from the table”

a knock knock joke would have been better

On the side of the road with head gasket issues.

*sees first list and gets mad * “Where are the damn Subarus?”

Tom, you wrote about the perfect car earlier this month (and I snagged one myself). The Chevrolet SS. With the rebate, it checks all the boxes.

And these guys aren’t some grunts, too. They have college degrees and offices. I think that, given the right tools and supplies, they can finish all of David Tracy’s projects in 5 days, and still have two more days to spare to fix up the broken cars every Jalopnik staffer has.

I think the worst part of this story is that you leased a Neon.

At 33, he is also the oldest WRX owner in America.

Tesla Model S, I can’t even find the damn thing!

Last summer, while sitting at the bottom of a hill climb course throwing one last text to the bestie should anything happen and feeling rather aware of my fragility, I got a text back reminding me “nervousness and excitement are the same feeling, you get to pick how you see it.” He was right, of course. So I choose to…