drjohnchris
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Kids, would you like to help Captain CJ save the citizens of Junkyard City from the evil Patriot and his insidious minion The Compass? Ask your parents permission to join the Trail Rated Teens! Simply send a S.A.S.E to...

All in for it, 100% support, In other news...

If tossing a salad behind a truck on the side of the highway is wrong, I don’t want to be right.

How technically savy was this inspector.........

It’s been sullied by poors.

1998 Dodge Stratus, seen here in fully loaded form for moving across the country for an internship.

D.B. Pooper

Headlines we decided were best not to use, in case you were curious about just how lame we all are: Just Another McLaren F1 GTR In The Wall, Dark Side Of The Hoon.

I care. So you’re wrong.

3.9% APR, 211 month loan, $405 a month = $88,787.75 to own.

You take that attitude and swap it, mister!

As I was boarding my southwest flight earlier this week, I thought to myself “I’m surprised Jalopnik hasn’t done a “Here’s why there are spirals on airplane engine impeller cones” and poof it’s here.

I’m pretty sure that’s a Lambo, dude.

Yes, just you, you are the only person in the world who hates this movie series.

They reach james may and become slow. Now there are two types in the world. The fast and the furious.

THAT’s what that was. My husband bought this old 2005 Jetta and that damned thing smelled like a box of Crayolas had melted all over it. We thought it would clear up after a while but it just didn’t. So then my husband started smelling like crayons when he came in the house. Happily we sold that car to a friend

My favorite because its the one I know the answer to.