Tebow? Christ I can’t believe anyone thinks he’s a legit NFL QB..not even a stop gap.

I grew up on a street named “Jefferson,” so I think I’ve got a good handle on what does and does not constitute penning a nation’s founding document. Hurrrrrrr.

Asked how he knew what it felt like to be a slave, Williams said he used to have one black friend.

Blows them up on Fourth of July, reveals them right before Halloween. They’ll grow back on Easter.

I’ve always been this stupid.

Careful, we don't want to draw Kluwe in here.

Awwww. That’s cute. The punter thinks he’s people.

Typical Deadspin to jump on the Giants bandwagon only now. Always suspected Petchesky was a fair weatherford fan,

Seeing the profane reactions by Eagles fans in Weatherford’s mentions was actually quite shocking. I had no clue any Philadelphians could figure out how to post on Twitter, let alone afford a smartphone.

This just teaches you to keep your Asgard up.

2015 Fake Punt Participants

This is the best one I’ve seen this morning.

Misinformation is fun? Or is Michaels a comedian and I wasn’t aware?

But all of the spin in the world actually IS hiding this fact. People genuinely don’t think it be like it is.

This wasn’t even the most political moment of the night. Pagano had his entire punting unit act out the chaos of the Speakership race.

Belichick never has to gas up his car because he lives at the practice facility.

“Do you believe in voodoo economics... YES!!!”

Thought for sure someone would have thrown up a "Niedermier as Maestro" Seinfeld video...

Bush did Superbowl 49.

Percy Harvin has every right to feel disrespected. Seattle essentially gave him away to New York for nothing, and instead of proving the doubters wrong, Harvin turned in another injured, mediocre season. I guess Seattle’s head coach was right when he told reporters that he believed a stolen Jet wouldn’t be capable of…