You’re right, coach. When I think “accountability,” I think Michigan State.

Oh good. Those gray blobs are just bad photoshop. I thought I had been blocked.

Goddamn, man. This being Deadspin, I want to make a joke...but I just can’t; nothing about child abuse is humerus.

Barnwell at ESPN did a fabulous job breaking down Antonio’s anger towards Steelers management. It makes perfect sense why he did what he did. It was strictly about money. It’s a complete indictment on how the Steelers run their business (upfront money with little to no guarantees). Le’Veon Bell was exactly right when…

“To the death?”

This happens more than you'd think. More so among National League owners who refuse to employ designated hitters.

“See! A lonely man with pre-game jitters paying for a hand job isn’t so bad after all, is it?”

“See, this is why I stay a virgin.” — Mark Davis

Don fucking Cherry needs to learn how to don fucking clothing.

He was already a dead man walking, the doofus whose failures alienated the best player the franchise and its tiny fanbase ever had and who would not meaningfully outlast Davis in New Orleans under any plausible set of circumstances.

maybe they only let the tall ones fuck and the little ones get put in the soup