Props to you brother for asking the questions most eloquently.

This kid is just warming up for a future Darwin Awards competition.

@kake81: That's the most harmless-looking GM X-body I've ever seen. It almost looks like a baby seal; cute, cuddly, and harmless.

@Baby Beater Benz: Joe Isuzu was my first thought, too.

@VeeArrrSix: I'm not the least bit surprised EM chose Jalopnik to reply to Web innuendo; what quicker way to get one's story out there?

@adeft: MythBusters tried this one; turned out to be be true, but not spectacular. What hapens when a shaving foam can exands X3? You get a sticky mess the size of three cans.

@GuardDuck: Done this, for a pal's wedding getaway. Did it with empty beer cans to another pal several years previously.

Yo Drew. Anon's story was bullshit. Since you're the Authority Figure at the moment, please start charging fools by the word to publish such "Penthouse Magazine for the 5th Grade Set."

Wow. I have missed that Eagle. Great to see her flyin' again!

1982 Ford Fairmont, cream yellow. Awful, awful car. My `81 Toyota had a (slightly) larger engine.

@Fuzzy Dunlop: Yo Fuzz, you're almost two generations too late. It became sentient when it moved into Texas Stadium in 1970.

AJ, remind us again why we should want to read Anything about any sports-related figure in a market so small it's only on its second major pro sports franchise since the first Reagan administration?

Two words:

@paxcincinnatus:

FYI: Locals are now calling the new stadium "The JerryDome."

So, the pointy roof/hood attachment is a perfomance option...?

I love it!

Before I read comments from folks who'd actually seen this critter, I was about to laugh it off as a silly Photoshop image.

Oh, come on.

Don't be fooled. North Texas can produce celeb divorces as lurid and hypocritical as any other region of the US.