Who are the ad wizards who came up with that one?

Does Charlize Theron not realize that she grew up a stunningly beautiful white woman in apartheid South Africa?

You mean your ex-girlfriend, whom you married?

I think you mean Sam Etic.

A compendium of this type would be so helpful. If such a thing existed, I'd give it a C+ (my highest rating)

Wait, are we talking about the lead singer from U2, whose name is Bonobos?

Closing up the plug bee boop bag

Ohhhh, I wish I was Sipowicz…

What if you're barebacking Chilly Willy?

Maybe it's just me, but for me, Batdance is Prince's best song.

U Talkin' U2 to ME??

Good analysis. With Scott's ties to meta/anti comedy, it's not surprising that he delights so much in the artifice of the form- and you have to be good at it, to deconstruct it.

His accent work has always been admittedly terrible. But people underestimate how hard it is to do his job on CBB. I saw the live tour in 2012, and was floored when he grabbed a random volunteer from the audience to play an improv scene, and he single-handedly held it together AND made the volunteer funny. It's not a…

"Scott Aukerman fully reveals his improvisational abilities which are . . . severely limited."

Here's my blithe, possibly unrealistic advice: move to a bigger/better town.

Back in the episode when the disturbing drawings are discovered, Marty asks Audrey, "Why did you do this" and she responds to the effect of "they dared me." In hindsight, and keeping in mind Pizzolatto's insistence that things on the show are pretty much as they appear, my best guess is that a classmate may have been…

DC is simply the worst. You realize this and are excited to move to Denver. You should buy a plane ticket immediately!

Of course, but I work at a glory hole, so it's not really a problem.

Talk about burying the lede.

But does it work on water?