1.) Nobody from DC calls it the DMV.

No way man. If you strike first, you have every fucking right to get your shit rocked. This is all on her.

Isn’t the reason reporters use allegedly so they can’t be sued for libel? I understand the frustration but the way our legal system works we have to give perpetrators their day in court

I’m an Army veteran and I would have kneeled. Fuck the Army, as us grunts used to say.

That’s what Sergio gets for learning how to do sideline reports by watching old tapes of Eric Dickerson.

Lesson for the kids out there: Don’t try to make baseball fun.

Gotta say, I’m surprised. That’s a pretty good view from the nosebleed section.

He was clean-shaven before the game started.

Can I get an amen?

Can’t wait for Mark Wahlberg to play Edelman in the movie version. The ball will be voiced by Seth MacFarlane.

I guess Congress better hold months and months of hearings to investigate why this happened. Because that’s what they do when a military operation goes south, right, no matter who the President is, or what party they belong to, Congress will hold him accountable, right?

The player replied, “Go have another donut you fat pig”

#peptalktruthers

“You think that’s bad—you should see my videos of the things they say at practice”

“I’ve met worse people. Idi Amin. Ted Bundy. Chris Berman was also a human being.”

What’s the best Age to have kids? Never.

I’d give it 15 min before the majority of the gawker uprising are either dead or have surrendered because they found out participation trophy’s don’t count for shit in horseshoes and hand grenades.

I’m really worried this boat trip is going to be a big distraction for him heading into his playoff game. A bunch of reporters should ask him about it repeatedly.

“We didn’t bitch about this guy for 8 years.”