One of the reporters used google translate to get the English version from Belichick‘s grunts. 

Tom Brady: Says something everyone watching the game agrees with

“Funny — no one cared when he was on the Steelers!”

No the Kavanaugh is when you are covered by cloth everywhere BUT the penis.

“Whatever, haters, you’re just mad because he’s on the Patriots!”

When they decided to rush in that third and long situation, I was just thinking how graceful Belichick was being towards his forward co-ordinator. Really giving Miami a change in this thing.

That score blew up so fast. During the first half, it felt like the Patriots knew how superior they were and were mostly interested in testing out AB and getting Michel’s rushing game going. Then things just... changed in that second half, probably due to those two consequent pick-sixes. Hell, even the last Patriots…

Hate the pats all you want but they did everything they could to keep Miami in the game. 

Yeah, this guy was a third round pick, the Pats typically wait for the fourth round to take murderers.

Somehow that was my exact thought. The Pats will sign him and he'll sack Jets QBs 50 times in his career

Nah, character concerns means that he’ll be in Cincinnati by Monday.

Bill Belichick will sign him next week and he'll be a three-time All-Pro for New England

Good, I wasn’t the only one who read “Nathan Peterman” at first

To paraphrase the once amusing Dennis Miller, ‘ I haven’t seen security that slow since the Lee Harvey Oswald prison transfer’.

He’ll get off on an insanity plea. Anyone wearing jeans and TWO shirts outside on a day like this has got to be nuts.

‘some typa sub sanwich’

I know I often turn on a ballgame and think to myself, ‘man this guy talking should really expand into the restaurant business.’

On a related note, I ate at Jerry Remy’s restaurant in Logan Airport a few weeks ago. I had a steak and veggies. It was just okay.

They should have paused the game for him to take a lap around the field high fiving the fans.

I was worried this would be the case, so I didn’t even check.