“We’re on to dry erase boards.”

Matthew 27:29: And they twisted together a sombrero of gold and put it on His head. They put a bat in His right hand and knelt down before Him to mock Him, saying, “Hail, King of the Mets!”

“Tim Tebow Saves First Base For Marriage”

“I bet that’s not real blood.”

I was on Jeopardy about 10 years ago. He’s short and too tan and wears sleeveless shirts to eat lunch. Real fucking jabroni.

Neither was Jesus. . . .

Tebow isn’t Catholic

You’d have to have a pretty crazy reason to do something like this on purpose. Schilling’s just pointing out the obvious: the person responsible clearly had a loco motive.

I, for one, will only accept Deadspin content about ant films that make you cry and the latest deals on phone chargers and robot vacuums.

Oakland

St. Louis

Houston

That reminds me of my dad and how he’d drive his IROC-Z onto the court where I was playing youth basketball and skid that thing real close to me while I was trying to shoot a free throw. If I missed, he’d flick a cigarette at me, peel out, and I wouldn’t see him for months. If I made the shot he’d nod at me…

Hey, I just wanted to tell you how much I love you. You’re commenting awesome out here. This is your last comment, then I’m going to RMJ=Hero, OK? You understand? You come right after him. Cheer up. Have some fun, come right after him.

A Pokemon like Articuno should be spawning in, like, Antartica.

This is absolute gold ; ‘but I wish him well in the competition,”. Drops mic and walks away with Olivia Munn.

a) All hail King Goodell, God-Emperor of the NFL! Tremble mortals, and despair! Righteous justice has come to be dispensed!

Not for the 1st time,

I thought the Catholic Church was against all forms of contraception.