I, for one, will only accept Deadspin content about ant films that make you cry and the latest deals on phone chargers and robot vacuums.

Oakland

St. Louis

Houston

That reminds me of my dad and how he’d drive his IROC-Z onto the court where I was playing youth basketball and skid that thing real close to me while I was trying to shoot a free throw. If I missed, he’d flick a cigarette at me, peel out, and I wouldn’t see him for months. If I made the shot he’d nod at me…

Hey, I just wanted to tell you how much I love you. You’re commenting awesome out here. This is your last comment, then I’m going to RMJ=Hero, OK? You understand? You come right after him. Cheer up. Have some fun, come right after him.

A Pokemon like Articuno should be spawning in, like, Antartica.

This is absolute gold ; ‘but I wish him well in the competition,”. Drops mic and walks away with Olivia Munn.

a) All hail King Goodell, God-Emperor of the NFL! Tremble mortals, and despair! Righteous justice has come to be dispensed!

Not for the 1st time,

That bat flip was the capstone to an insane inning of baseball, one in which everyone in my house, who had no rooting interest in the game, was on their fucking feet, losing their minds.

In case y’all forgot, Carli Lloyd was the best athlete on the planet for those sixteen minutes. I’m sure the MSU thing will get a lot of votes simply for the sheer schadenfreude of it, and Jose Bautista’s bat flip was indeed righteous, but man, Carli Lloyd owned the world.

He uses Bing.

OK, but then there is this.

A few weeks ago I went to DC and street parked. About 45 minutes later the barricades and police showed up — they were clearing the street for the presidential motorcade. It was really cool to see it go by — something like 27 vehicles — and they made sure the street was entirely and completely devoid of traffic.…

you can see the Flying Elbow Cop thinking “THIS IS IT! THE MOMENT I’VE TRAINED MY WHOLE CAREER FOR! THE PEOPLES ELBOW!!!!”

Romney 2016? I think the only precedent is like, Bobby Kennedy getting assassinated. The RNC would have to appoint someone, I think.

“I never said six!”

I thought the Catholic Church was against all forms of contraception.