Nope. Sanskrit.

I'll defer to the experts on this, because it's admittedly more than I'm comfortable with. tnkgrl added the mini-PCI-E slot to her Aspire One a while ago: http://tnkgrl.wordpress.com/2008/10/28/modding-the-acer-aspire-one-hsdpa/

Nope, considering that Franco said his inspiration — nay, his muse — was Dangeruss.

This was SUCH a ripoff Consumerist actually managed to retroactively disemvowel the entire company.

...and every other anti-Apple comment that gets posted by Android fanboys on EVERY single Apple-related post on Gizmodo. Face it... the Internet, and its comment sections, are why we can't have nice things. (To wit: Chik-Fil-A just applied to open its first location in Connecticut. Patch does a quick write-up on it,…

...which is a nice reprieve from the avalanche of Android fanboys that bombard every post about Apple.

Sure, if you want to get offed by the Russian mob.

Not sure, aside from probably lax security on SXSW's part. People might be interpreting that as implicit permission to download and such, as is the case with the TorrentFreak article.

Then let us commence the GIF party.

Can we just agree every team in organized football is racist and just move on?

WRONG. It's hurting my head. Right now. From lack of caffeine.

Tragedy will strike when McCarthy (who gets traded to the Twins and injures himself) stops by a local sandwich shop while on a rehab assignment with Minnesota's AA team in New Britain. Taking umbrage with Connecticut parlance... well, let's just say that after the dust clears, McCarthy suffers a torn eyebrow, which…

You forgot Ads & Ads.

I'm actually planning on that, using the hollowed-out carcass of a PS2 for the case. Originally, I planned on using a mini-ITX board or something like that, but a Raspberry Pi would probably be a better solution, especially since it won't cause me to shit bricks at the thought of what I'd have to do.

Hmmm... (strokes stubble) Developer boards tend to run Android at the exclusion of everything else... and if USB controllers are generally supported...

I would say "less stuff about Sugru", but it seems like you've already cut back on those posts, so I believe that officially makes you perfect. :D

Nah, Consumerist already elevated that to an art form, especially on the post that ended like this: "P.S. Starbucks is awesome. Playstation is awesome. Nintendo is awesome. Apple is awesome. Microsoft is awesome. Dunkin’ Donuts is awesome. Just wanted to prime the comments a little before we head into the weekend."

They're annoying when it's a badge from your bank's app that doesn't go away until you dig through the app to get to their alerts section... just to find something that was already in the notification in the first place. Not quite as annoying as the people who refer to users of a product as "sheep", but at least it's…

Nah, it's just fun to reply to spammers.

Firefox 3.0 on that Dell laptop? I think that qualifies for the throwback markup.