Pretty much. You can try using HTML, though. I haven't tried it out of sheer laziness.

#1-4 were just smart enough to not get caught.

Just copy and paste it in there. It'll automatically shorten (unless you're using a burner account). I believe standard HTML works too.

Sure, but he also had an opportunity that 99.933% of people (yes, I counted) will never even see, never mind have the chance to act on, and did something that just took a moment of foresight. I'll get back to you the next time anyone with any influence ever sets foot in my office, because that hasn't happened in eight…

A+++++, would mock spam comments again.

Might I suggest a name NOBODY could hate: the Microsoft Blowjob.

Fred Hoiberg. And they said there were no trees in Iowa...

I'd object, but anyone who's watched the videos I've done at my job would concur wholeheartedly.

Just so you know, she warmed up by jacking off half the Drakees from here to Garinham.

Only one way to find out: drill a hole in a wall and see if he fucks it. (Spoiler: yes, once he sees a dude's ass pressed against the other side of the wall.)

No, that's Gawker.

Since when and where? If you're talking about Manhattan, fine, but there's the rest of the world out there.

I'd imagine games for the Hartford, Bridgeport and New Haven schools are packed, but they also tend to have really fucking good basketball teams. At least when I was in high school, most of our teams (one of two schools in a relatively large suburb) sucked donkey balls, so nobody that wasn't personally invested in the…

They probably were at the beginning of the season. That win qualified Newtown for states, I believe (at least I'm pretty sure 40% qualifies for boys basketball... it's either that or 50%), but it was also probably the usual Connecticut high school sports apathy.

As per the CIAC website, 57-56 was the right score. As we've seen, though, ESPN completely overshot the target when it comes to proofreading.

I'd say it's because Sandy Hook is in Connecticut, but ESPN can't even spell "Newtown" correctly. If this happened in Westport, nobody would ever misspell "Staples".

Sure, they're 8-8 and on pace to make the state playoffs, but it's safe to say that with a team field goal percentage of 37%, it's not because of Newtown's shooting.

As for the athlete running for President, Jack Kemp ran for VP, which (had he won) would have put him one Bob Dole heart attack away from the highest office in the land.