Splitting time between Connecticut and Long Island for the time being, but the store in question is the Port Jeff one.

Nah, they should devote their energy towards getting the wireless up and running first. It seems like every other time I go to one specific store, the wireless network doesn't have any Internet connectivity. (Also, we like this store because it's the closest and a few of our friends work there, so just going somewhere…

Thanks for contributing, Angus T. Jones...

Going off of his G+ info and this article... uh, no.

Nobody likes it when Android fanboys whip out their spec-dicks either.

If it helps, President Obama WAS pictured using a Mac (with a Pac-Man decal, no less) during his first campaign.

As evidenced by this video, if anyone can help Perry Ellis with his problem banging, it's... some dude in a pink mohawk.

One would think that a bone bruise shouldn't be taking this long to heal

They can keep the Redskins name, but only if they change the mascot to a potato.

Actually, the only problem is that Yahoo outsourced their connection quality of service to a Mr. J. Locker.

In the unlikely event that this guy ever does that, and I'm in line with him, I've already pledged to drown him out by singing "COOL STORY BROOOO" to the tune of The 12 Days of Christmas. I could probably get a few people to join in, right?

Let's not forget she signed gay marriage into law in Connecticut, specifically telling people not to challenge it either. Also, she was shocked and dismayed a lot.

And Alex Chipman exposed himself as a troll by hit-and-run posting the national debt, minus any actual context. Perhaps... we're all trolls?

Good luck finding a candidate that'll endorse patent reform. One major party's too wrapped up in its anti-HOMERSEKSHUAL rage to realize it's a dying breed, and the other one's too busy shooting itself in the foot and failing to capitalize on any openings to be of any use. And yet, both parties have shaped the…

My soon-to-be uncle-in-law slipped one of his business cards between his phone and the case so his face pokes through the hole instead of Apple's logo.

I know this is the Internet and all, but saying that just because someone recognizes that the law regards "driving while intoxicated" and "injuring or killing people because you were driving while intoxicated" differently, they think that DUI/DWI should be punished with a verbal warning is the very height of…

Anecdotal evidence, yes, but when I post a comment grumbling about my iPhone 3G (my complaints weren't with iOS, just that it was a really old and obsolete phone) and someone else immediately responds with "get an Android, it will solve ALL your problems"... yeah. Maybe the "users of X don't necessarily have X's…

No need to act like it's a surprise. Macklemore completely humiliated everyone else in XXL's Freshmen Class of 2012 cypher. (This is just one half. The other one had Hopsin, Danny Brown and the most embarrassing freestyle ever from Future.)

Panda Express is too highbrow for this treatment. Hell, the Asian Cajun places that litter so many food courts are barely above these techniques. Now, the random Chinese places near work where you only eat there because they're open late and the closer Chinese restaurant to the office doesn't take credit cards, well...

It's in your name, for one. Between that and the dismissive "I don't use this, therefore, NO ONE does" comment, I'm not really inclined to give you much room.