It will be a happy day when we abolish “in terms of” from the English language.

I know. I was zoning out for a sec but then thought, Oh, so 1 1/2 two-liters of Coke!

$5 on Kinja ruining everything.

FLUBBER IS REAL

+1 cloud burn

To Sanchez! The cause of and solution to all of life’s problems.

My brother turned me on to this movie way back when. He too didn’t know that it was a fake documentary, but told me that it was after he found out. There weren’t really many mockumentaries back then I guess. I wish I could have watched it not knowing. Kinda like that time a girlfriend told me about this awesome movie…

This is great, what is it called “Zo makes a Big Decision” or something?

I get it, but can you name a few replacements that would do a much better job than smoltzy does? I don’t see talent dripping from the rafters or anything. I like Sut, but he’s taken as they say.... And don’t suggest A-rod... Just don’t.

By the way, that Patrick Mahomes Project tune “Eye in the Sky” is one of my faves.

The old kneecap-ernick maneuver, eh?...

I only ever had spumoni as the dessert at the Old Pascetti Factory. 

First saw this on nfb.ca site, great for shorter films clean enough for the children. Nice one. Howevah, now after successfully getting this song out of my head several years ago it will be once again embedded. Maybe I can start singing an ABBA song to wipe it out of there. “It just wouldn’t go away.....”

The most important thing I got from reading your post is that I’m now going to refer to multiple San Antonios as “Sans Antonio”

And the Barkley Marathons seem fun...

The specter of Honnold’s sudden, violent death looms over the entire movie like a great spectral fart. It is the ever-present emotional counterweight

Oh how i deeply miss Squish ‘Em...

And apparently Larry David struck out repeatedly with audiences in his early standup years, so maybe he was just way ahead of his time and is now peaking with today’s audience.

Niiiiice...