He should have gone hardcore and retired before going pro.

I’ve seen this enough in life now to be used to the fact that people love giving assholes their just desserts. Fucking with assholes just to needle them for acting like assholes.

I can do it faster.

To commemorate the occasion, here is a song from Neu!, a band featuring Klaus Dinger

The Os-man cometh.

So you’re telling me that the Undersized Newton Left Victorious?

OS Mutantes - Fuga no 11

Brock (N)O(bama)sweiler

Christie does seem to randomly show up in unexpected places.

“Never stop eating shit.”

Go get your take-shine-box, Spider!

I live near a beach. I go to the beach ALL THE TIME. I think you’re doing it wrong.

Hair and Skin Trading Company - Psychedelische Musique

Maybe the expert truck keeps breaking down on the way to the proceedings

Can we make Goodell the NCAA commissioner already?

For a second there I was imagining how Tennis Syphilis would be different from regular Syphilis.

I bet he practices breaking his racket.

The only exception is that the Cleveland Browns will be known as the Cleveland Steamers.

Geto Boys - Bring it on