Go get your take-shine-box, Spider!

I live near a beach. I go to the beach ALL THE TIME. I think you’re doing it wrong.

Hair and Skin Trading Company - Psychedelische Musique

Maybe the expert truck keeps breaking down on the way to the proceedings

Can we make Goodell the NCAA commissioner already?

For a second there I was imagining how Tennis Syphilis would be different from regular Syphilis.

I bet he practices breaking his racket.

The only exception is that the Cleveland Browns will be known as the Cleveland Steamers.

Geto Boys - Bring it on

I’m surprised I haven’t seen as much Benifer or Brangelina with these two. I guess it just doesn’t work as well. Jarenka? Jaredanka? Ivanred?

We just need to start naming teams by their states’ residents: Chicago Illinoians, Seattle Washingtonians, Atlanta Georgians, etc. States with multiple teams? Los Angeles Californians and the Los Angeles Other Californians.

+1 “rhythmic slapping” has legs

Damn. Three week stretch where they face MI at home, @tOSU, @MSU

My font size was so large that I could start my papers with “In conclusion...”

Your likes are great, but what about your engagement, hmm? Hmmmmm?!

Cheech & Chong - Earache My Eye

The Damned: Grimly Fiendish

Dead Kennedys: Short Songs

Wouldn’t ultra-rare just be raw?