Yeah, I’m getting some serious vibes from that pic.

Fad Gadget - Ricky’s Hand

I need to find a bar that has gravy on tap.

Brogurt

Judge not lest ye be judged by a judge.

I’m just going to call him Mitchy Triscuits.

“Let off some steam, (Michael) Bennett...”

Gravy fries, hon.

Teri Weigel was my duggie

I need to hear more of this story.

This is starting to sound like a Charlie Kaufman script.

“NFL films stuff”

Ha! Crossed my mind too, but with Jim Carrey’s (intentionally?) terrible Seinfeld impression.

I was unfortunate enough to see the Bengals a couple times live right in the midst of Bungles mania. A game in 2000 that I attended had tons of fans wearing paper bags on their heads. They lost in spectacular fashion to an Eddie George-led Titans team that had so many fans at the game that you couldn’t hear the home…

Raffi would honestly be preferable at this point

*moonpie* *andy griffith face* *worm sweat*

I immediately capitalize on such an opportunity to launch in to the old Chili’s commercial jingle about baby back ribs... What other harmless phrases illicit this type of reaction?

Beefheart! Just make sure everyone listens to dropout boogie too...

Socializing with coworkers or other people

It’s gotta be Jason Sudeikis