I have eaten at that very location many a time in my day. Just go across the street and eat at Ramsi’s.

Looks like Hopkins picked a winner.

I’d prefer to think of Mike Glennon as a FUture Pro Allstar, or FUPA.

Sick burn

The cutoff point is where one cheek ends and the other begins

Smokin’ Mike Glennon may just need an update - how about Vapin’ Mike Glennon?

The bikinis must have shown too much red skin.

What, Utah?

Looks similar to the one they used to have in Key West when I lived there. In the drive through you could order a draft and drive away with a red plastic cup of foamy awesome. Not there anymore iirc

Loved the original, but Aliens is the best movie in that franchise. *cues bill paxton quotestream*

Every time you hear the word soccer turn your body 180 degrees

Still pissed that tony romo named his son hawkins one year after I named my son hawkins! Now all I need is for hawkins romo to become some douchy reality tv star to haunt me for the rest of my life

bone-stupid, haven’t heard that one before. nice...

I dunno, speaking of Morehouse, Herman Cain pretty much seems like his own dude. Opportunist, power-hungry, sure, but I don’t think he was cowed into anything he didn’t want to be involved in.

True. Hard to be perfect I guess.

Lapsed Catholic here: Benedict emphasized the traditional trappings of the “institution” of the church (designer red leather booties, really?), living in the papal apartments, etc. Francis wears simpler clothing and lives in the guesthouse. Seems like a more christlike way to go about your life (would Jesus have worn…

The Oscars are far too CLASSY and serious to acknowledge the Hedgehog’s contributions to the anal creampie genre. 

Who’s better, Beatles or Rolling Stones?

I don’t even know what this means but it still made me laugh

Yuengling is my go-to cheap beer of choice because it tastes better than all the others and also causes envy in my midwest friends.