Kaepernick just needs to learn a little more about how to effectively protest something. Right now he reminds me of Spank, the performance artist who - let’s just say couldn’t perform:

One of the benefits of greeting rill fat - you get to play with boobs any time you want.

Fun fact: The lyric “home of the land” was actually instrumental in the naming of the department of homeland security.

Just curious, but what “women’s sport” would you like to see men play? I think it would be fun to see men in a floor program routine, with the streamers and the splits and such...

Sad!

... Or maybe it was Utah...

What’s next, protest jumping jacks at the overtime coin flip?

Tim Robbins didn’t release the soundtrack to Bob Roberts because he was afraid people would actually use the songs as protest songs and would entirely miss the irony.

Make them all wear those blow-up sumo wrestler suits

DAY-UMMM!

The Rise and Fall of the Turd Reich

You ranked Child of God too low.

No matter where you are, it’s Te(talktothe)bow Time

He was bound to lose possession.

Holy shit, Korean BBQ...

I know Jamarcus was a QB, so pitcher makes sense, but I’d love to see him as a catcher, just to see what happens when he tries to throw out a runner attempting to steal second base.

And I always thought that pronouncing it “gif” was wiser because you need to reserve the “jif” sound in case there’s ever a Japanese Image Font or Journalistic Integrity Format file type.

Maybe Ted Cruz’s simpering cold-sports-takes should replace Emmett Smith in Drew’s Funbag.

My wife is an m&m’s and popcorn junkie. I told her once that she should try it with m&m’s with peanuts and she gave me an eat-shit look.

The wisdom of crowds is REAL, mahhhn.