After I posted this I remember thinking, “Wow, this comment is great!” Now I read it and think, “What? I’m making 2 poorly phrased and contradictory statements.”

As soon as Donald Trump is elected. Olympians are just potential illegal aliens. His wall will lead to an unprecedented number of Latino pole vaulters

It's for diversity. Every now and then, they need to lob an under-handed pitch to make up for all the fast balls. Or something.

I think the Aussies have too much free time on their hands due to all the lemons that Chrysler keeps sending their way.

I feel like there has been a long delay since the last COTD post. Seems more like COTW, amirite?highfive!i’llshowmyselfout

KC bbq is far from life changing. Bland meat and forgettable sauces. Arthur Bryant’s was not enjoyable. From Memphis to the Carolinas is where it’s at.

Even the Navy, forefront of adapting to new technology trends, ditched all uppercase transmissions.

That’s a waste of good food.

I had a successful campaign to convince my sister and bro-in-law to not, under any circumstance, buy a Journey.

Step 1: come up with a legitimate fix and apply to several dozen cars for testing

Seems I fell into the classic Dan Rather fact-checking boondoggle.

And now you know why they write about cars instead of teach math class. I’m guessing the only one with any math skills is Tom McParland.

Dear Volkswagen Ms. Yates,

The dirty Subaru parked next to the red BRZ drove past me today after work. I know this 1) the CT plate and 2) it’s still dirty.

No pants needed; tis summer, after all

Congratulations on your first appearance on the Today Show [graphic]!

...I'm confused, I thought Miata was always the answer