Ha! That made me to do the lol-ing

It’s about time. How else are women supposed to gain citizenship? I’m tired of being a citizen while my girlfriend is merely a civilian.

Damnit, someone beat me to it. Wait...are they for hire?

Revision:

“in order to live out your own personal version of Oregon Trail.”

Maybe you could share something unexpected, like “It still has a tape deck” or “Holy crap several lug nuts fell off.”

I disagree. He punched the producer for a very good reason. Don't fuck with a hungry person

Hold up, that part about using an HEL to buy a Ferrari? I love it! Best advice ever.

I was thinking the same thing. Ballaban must not know about this yet.

Owned and loved GT3. I wasn’t blown away by the next iteration I purchased, GT6. I sold GT3 years ago at a garage sale. Lady on phone (presumably talking with her kid): “What about ‘Grand Turs-mo’?” She didn’t buy it. I wouldn’t have let her anyway.

Maybe call Eli’s restaurant. Good chance he's there.

I'd clench more than just my teeth in this scenario.

Correct answer: 10 lbs per 1 HP.

Lead picture reminds me of: 😬

Let's fix the whole thing: *must have gone

Tip 1: see what David Tracy is up to. Add his techniques to “Never do this” list.

Loving the Cookie Monster aside. Good kinja

Still better than the Michael Bay approach

Don’t forget NCIS.

Still haven't recovered from childhood memories of hurling in the backseat of a 1984 caprice wagon. Multiple times.