This is (potentially) a great day for my city. Randy Visser has the most sleeze ball-sounding voice and I hope he's banished from ever doing radio ads again. Also runs a Kia dealership. So much potential for new radio ads.

But was she hot?

Damnit. The nearest TGIF is 98 miles away.

It's subscription-only. Please send one (1) Applebee's gift card for $10 and an Audi t-shirt (size L) to [redacted]

Satellite radio sounds like it’s passing through an empty soup can before exiting my speakers. Even for free, I’ll continue to not care about satellite radio. Let me know when Directv offers a free week of Skinemax

I played professional hockey during the 99-00 season and still follow it very closely. I agree with your analysis/opinion, yet I still feel somewhat like the Blackhawsks are on the verge of taking this series. Ultimately the scoreboard is the deciding factor, but the Blackhawks are doing more of the little things on a…

That looks/sounds like the perfect car to get as a dog transport. I’m so tired of cleaning dog vomit, mold (on the vomit) & hair out of the jeep. My girlfriend does not respect my ride. :(

Ok, it's Friday and I should learn at least one thing this week: How do you know about Hyundai warranties never being needed?

In his defense it’s (Atlantic Ocean) still a body of water. And congrats on getting two Doctor’s opinions on your comment.

Seems pretty clear she should have been offered the Michelin Dirt Repellant XV tires. Those are awesome. Got a discount on mine with my Jalopnik Gold Card.

Especially when a 323 is an option.

I keep ESC off in my Grand Cherokee because I’m afraid my CEL will get lonely. And pushing buttons is fun.

...also the face I made after eating Taco Bell for lunch, coming back to work, and realizing I'm out of GasX

What is a “clutch?”

Answer: probably not enough. Reason: pending planetary overpopulation.

My girlfriend and your keyboard share one commonality, but the only one I want to see more periods from is your keyboard.

Other "d" words: disabled and/or denarian

Must be nice to start the week with a lobbed, underhand softball pitch. Masterful use of copy & paste.

My '99 Z28 just misses that cutoff at 3,424. Might be 3,426 if you add the tears and sweat that have accumulated the last 12 months. Soon to transition from "ran when parked" to "parked then ran" [out of the ghetto]