drjanitor2014
Dr Jan Itor
drjanitor2014

Spent the last hour reading different retellings of this accident. Thanks for giving me something to do while at work.

Just wanted to say I enjoyed reading your analysis. I chose the CPA path (still on it) but I could read contract law all day.

might want to sell those pronto. Going rate on eBay is $500-750

Speaking for myself, what else am I supposed to do at work or while watching a Star Trek Next Generation marathon on BBC?

Jezebel = quicksand. Once you're in it, it's over. No one will throw you a vine so toss as many 'comment grenades' as possible before the stupidity of others overwhelms you. Or dance along the fringe with ridiculous comments and stupid picture posts. See: almost everything I've ever posted.

I came out of and then into my mom. Ugh, that crossed the line...

second thought: if you're working on a follow up post to this "article," I probably beat you to it. Mine is tentatively called "I porked my mom and it was awesome, but then I felt bad later." I need to shorten that

I'm glad you agree.

wait, I can choose to identify with a different culture? Do cheetahs count as a culture? I'd hug the shit out of a cheetah

Neither did they, friend. You know who did? This guy.

You failed to consider that some people here only give their drive-by opinion; not everyone wants to start a pissing contest over who is the superior armchair psychologist. But go ahead, pursue your dream. Today, Jezebel. Tomorrow, Channel 8 News!

You should probably stick to high-fives. And is your second cousin attractive? They're barely a relative, get some!

you specify naked bath like there's any other kind. Clothed baths were solo I take it?

Because to some people, and the dictionary, cuddling involves fondling. Refer to the authors story for reference.

what's also normal is for families to not do that and still not suffer the consequences you presented. That's great you know of an experiment done on monkeys, good for you. Although, to your point, physical affection during childhood could prevent some people from feeling weird about it later.

Maybe buy another bed or two so you all don't have to share. you're 30 for crying out loud, buy yourself a hammock at the very least.

My family takes it to the next level with a quick tug on the ballsack. That's just platonic love, man.