Guy is a fucking goon and has no business on a professional basketball court. Fuck him in perpetuity with a flaming bumpy stick wrapped in barbed wire. Thompson should’ve hit him harder.

This is an insanely bad, stupid, awful take. Did you even watch the game, you fucking homer? Not a fan of either squad, but Cleveland got fucking jobbed.

+1 development, arrested

You just keep RIGHT on fucking that chicken there, bub.

Fucking LOST it at “Toyotathon”...I’m fucking dying. Take this star, you magnificent bastard.

...

That might be why.

God, you’re a whiny bitch. Fuck these entitled multi multi fucking millionaires. Are you that far up Kershaw’s asshole? How’s the weather in there?

Counterpoint: ALWAYS fuck the Dodgers. And the entire National League, for that matter.

Your tears are delicious. Get the fuck over it, snowflake. You got your asses handed to you by the better team. You were out-coached and out-classed. Those were both CLEARLY catches, and stop fucking acting like the Pats* haven’t been the benefactors of some absolute bullshit calls and non-calls alike all season long.

Counterpoint: Fuck Vontaze Burfict in the ass with a flaming, bumpy telephone pole wrapped in barbed wire. That guy is a fucking piece of shit and deserved what he got.

+1 not going fucking 7-9.

Tan Ciera! Tan Ciera!

Christ, what a fuckwit. This has been the longest 8-ish months in the history of ever.

Sterling Shepard caught the ball.

‘ave another star, mate.

Thank you sir, have another...star.

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