Even I think you’re way off base here. A 300? He’s not selling fentanyl in downtown Philly, he’s commuting.

He’s known to keep the likes of a 2006 Porsche 911 Carrera S [...] in his garage.

My family has a ‘91 Grand Wagoneer, and we both love and hate it. The thing has had crazy reliability problems (crazy even considering it is 27 years old), but it is just so damn cool. The seats are couches, there’s plenty of space, and sure it’s slow but you’re not trying to get anywhere fast in it. It’s an icon in…

Man, no shit: when I did the launch drive for this car back in 2014, they had all this British stuff everywhere. Union Jack flags, The Who and the Stones playing all over the place. But all the engineers there were German guys! “You like the new Mini, ja? Das ist ein kleiner Rennwagen, ja?”

Ja, zie new mini ist zupfer British!

Its the little things on a 140 thousand dollar SUV that make you step back and look at the whole vehicle and just say “Who the fuck designed this?”

I’ve said this before and I’ll say it again; Elon Musk is not capable of crafting a single, cohesive, comprehensive strategy and sticking to it. He has great ideas and many of them have value, but he has to learn to not put the cart before the horse. I know that has to be hard given the number of ventures he is…

My neighbor has two of these (unsure which years) and let me drive one once because no one else in his family can drive manual and he wanted to experience the passenger seat. I don’t know if it was just that particular car but the brake pedal felt as if it did not move at all when I applied the brakes, and you really…

You’re talking about this aren’t you?

None were better at throwing bodies than Russia.

Just as long as she’s not a hybrid…

YOU LIE!

Call me crazy, but I kinda wish more CEOs would just give it to me straight like that.

Motherfucker I know this offramp; it often backs up more 1mile+. Tons of people cut that line routinely.

I think there’s a a difference between a “classic” and a collectible. Few people think it’s cool to own a vehicle notorious for combusting.

When was the last time you saw a Pinto on the road? I haven’t seen one in probably 20 years. They disappeared. I’m sure there are some out there. Somewhere. But at this point, they seem quite rare.