The New York Daily News was not killed by a fucking market correction. Sinclair Media is not a fucking market correction. Peter fucking Thiel is not a fucking market correction. Fuck off with this “well, that’s just how it is” bullshit. This is a goddamn siege, and takes like this are how we’re losing it.

Someone get Dr. Pimple Popper on the blower. He might want to get that thing checked out. 

Trust but verify.

Quick research: She does.

I absolutely do not get the hate for Toronto. If I had to move to a different city, it would 100% be Toronto. That place is fucking great. It’s just like Chicago except everyone is nice to you there!  That being said. Hahahahahahahahahahahaha enjoy that winter hell Kawhi, shouldn’t have sit out on Pop like that. 

the parade of strikeouts and solo shots felt excruciatingly long and tedious well before the game ever made it to extras, and the National League’s late rally felt more like an unwelcome second helping of a lousy casserole than a moment of high drama. What I’m saying is baseball in 2018 is beginning to test the true…

I can assure you that I have zero faith in humanity.

That photo makes it look like his hand is the first thing that changes when he morphs into a werewolf.

C’mon Tom, it’s THE Deep State. 

Yeah his fucking bros just all decided to pay him back at once. That’s totally believable. 

Thunder Dan was never about the assists.

I was so sad to see you Joe.

Good luck Tim as the White House’s new communication director. The President’s twitter feed will be so much better with your gifs.

We can’t possibly know if he would die on the sun or not.  Let’s just see.

Hoodies are a suspicious item of clothing; apparently, this, not so much.

Oh, good, he’s paying his taxes now, according to this!

they need to hide some Germans on their team