He doesn’t need as much money now that he’s learned to stop spending so much on porn.

What I think will actually help stop teens from internalizing harmful ideas from porn (ie biology ideas, copy violence, body insecurities) is comprehensive sex-education that addresses porn as an acted-out fantasy rather than a documentary.

I realize the English language has a lot of complication and nuance, but I’m relatively certain we have a term for what happens when you have sex with someone and they dont consent.

Man that is messed up, and right after he shoots Richie Incognito, I really think we need to take his guns away from him.

Also proven effective in preventing mass shootings: stricter gun laws. Let’s go with that one first, then address the media.

I keep coming back to this story because it makes my brain hurt. I am serious when I ask this:

That’s Matt Hamilton... and he is, in fact, from Madison, WI.

I’m so confused by that mustache. I want to say it’s a Wisconsin mustache, but this man is not fat enough to be from Wisconsin. It’s the uncanny valley of Wisconsin man in the Olympics, and I don’t like it one bit.

The horse-talking person has all the mental faculties of a horse in a person’s body (and vice versa).

You literally condescended to the write and then linked tweets saying, “hey, don’t be condescending about art.” Well done

“Maybe if they pulled their pants up, they wouldnt catch so much wind!”

I also grew up in a home for retarded children run by my parents. It was just me and my brother.

Ah, that makes sense. Honestly, I love the cowbell.

The weird cowbell is because it’s hard to make a noise when you clap with be-mittened hands.

Eh. If a client can afford that kind of law firm, I don’t really feel too bad that they had to pay 50 bucks for a late night deep fried smorgasbord. It probably pales in comparison to the hourly fee they’re being charged. Lighten up my friend.

“Batman” is one of those movies where it’s got some big flaws — both as a movie and as a Batman movie in particular — but the atmosphere and audiovisual experience elevate it into fantastic entertainment regardless. The modern noir look with smoke, shadows, and/or fedoras and trenchcoats in every frame, the set…

Kyrie Iriving’s laughter could be heard echoing off the great ice walls at the edge of all things.

Luger? More like WINNER, amirite?

I spent most of my teen years as an Anheuser-Busch procurement manager.