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Anyone who goes into a Burger King bathroom with Humpty knows what they are letting themselves into

Your ideas are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

As a gay dude who has been a sounding board for several brides, he’s not wrong.

Except that everything he said was true.

You should probably not get married.

Simmer down now, kid.

One day, I’m gonna be brave enough to accidentally walk into someone wearing camo and say “oops, sorry bud, didn’t see you there!” and walk off.

I don’t understand. That story was written as though there are Dunkin Donuts toilets that are not clogged.

You have an opportunity to make a four story kart track and waste it on a giant corkscrew and then a hill. And that’s it.

Federal Express to Flavortown is Guy Fieri’s nickname for a blowjob.

“Kimberley Minor? Anybody got her number for ol’ Roy?” — Hon. Roy S. Moore

He was last seen putting an offer on the New York Islanders.

Great read. Thank you.

“Just wanted to more formally apologize for me email earlier.”

Whatever, you guys still have Max on board! He’ll be able document everything with his tiny camera even though there is a fullblown camera crew right the fuck there.