I hope they fucking sue.

In every way possible the very last person you would ever expect to be employed by Barstool.

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The football talk just seems so insignificant and out of place after that intro.

Excellent intro, Drew.

Drew, thank you so much for the honesty in this column. Being upfront and honest about the shitty things we’ve done is important. I have a lot of things to atone for, too, and this is inspiration to keep working on being better.

And that should have been the end of it.

As an autistic person it blows my mind that people would rather have a dead kid than an autistic one.

There was a callow youth last night who upbraided a writer for using the word ‘musher’ in a piece on the Itidarod, and who was driven to Google the term. He said he subsequently “figured it out”, which was an odd turn of phrase, since he could have figured it out from context what a musher is, but he didn’t really, he…

I.... I don’t get it? Man I’m getting old.

While most of us would call Kirk Cousins “an incredibly selfish person with a terrible set of priorities,” Anthony Scaramucci would call him “pussy whipped.”

Yeah, but at least it was a dry hot seat.

So...why didn’t Josh Jackson want to work out for the Celtics?

This is really upsetting to see. I mean I live in the northeast and have to drive all the way to Ohio before I see a Steak ‘n Shake and there it is just taunting me with is delicious goodness on that ad there

They really aren’t fun. I’ve ridden four or five, from useless seventies pieces of shit to the latest and they’ve all been indefensible in their utter awfulness.

Yeah, let’s blame it on those pesky millenials! Let’s not blame it on a range of motorcycles where the lightest weighs as much as the Death Star, the cheapest is still fucking expensive, the most powerful couldn’t pull the dick off a chocolate mouse, the most sporty has the dynamic prowess of a bag of shot badgers and…

Hey, if Deadspin has been told by Univision to increase these late-night Screengrabber/Instagram/etc. posts, could you throw in just one per playoff baseball game? They’re skewing kinda heavily towards football as is, and I want to be able to clown on Joe Maddon’s and John Lackey’s back-in-my-day redassery in real…

I’m that one black dude (not pictured)

Do you like having intercourse with clowns?