As a Cub fan I know that curses don’t exist. But, the Youppi Curse lives!!!!

Stolen from random on Twitter: “You can take the Nationals out of the Capital, but you can’t take the Capitals out of the Nationals”

“Sad story but I’m going to be an asshole anyway.”

“Used Magnums”

Volvo Polestar V60, in some nondescript color like black

Get out.

pretty sure that’s a Saturn

I mean, I don’t know how much clearer I can be about this (I also don’t know why people dance around making this point): If you support Donald Trump, you’re a bad person.

This is now the second time in a month that ESPN has fallen on its face while trying to discipline one of its biggest personalities for daring to talk politics on Twitter.

When I was a kid, I used to wonder, “What does ESPN stand for?”

And a great Millennial response from Harden. B-but i’ve done a great job! I’ve done everything they’ve asked me to...ask my friends.

I dunno Bill, some people buy the cars because they like to drive them. Some buy them to show off, some buy them for other reasons. I don’t really see the purpose of judging owners of a specific car as to whether or not they are “real drivers.”

She’s the most talented, whipsmart, fearless sports presenter to come along since who knows when.
The first time I saw her on TV, I actually called people to tell them to turn on the show.
Even if they don’t have any actual ideas they could just reboot Garbage Time on a channel that people are watching.
Katie’s like a…

Baseball: a sport where a serious man gets upset at his opponent for not helping one of his own guys play better.

I’m with Paul. Totally makes a mockery of the game. What’s next, guys playing the whole game WITHOUT playing a position?

Like every other young person just getting out of college, all rookies must spend a couple of years in New York before leaving to find happiness elsewhere

I could’ve made this comment on any of these articles but this one is fresh so I’m going to leave it here: I was in the band for five years at Alabama. We played the National Anthem during pregame. Do you know where both teams were when we were doing so? In the locker room getting ready for the game. Not even on the…

It’s how I win Gran Turismo races, so it must be legit :)

Not true. Sometimes I’m shitting.