I remember following him around at the BC Open twenty something years ago. The back story is that he was drinking heavily, he’d be suspended from the tour soon after. He was defending champion and it’s an unwritten rule you return to defend your title. But John wasn’t having it, he tried to withdraw. The tour…

I couldn’t even read all of them.

“I am a dolphin.”

You know why I like this apology? There’s no “if” in there.

Next Trump tweet:

To boost sales, promoters say that, immediately following the fight, Mayweather will face McGregor in a spelling bee.

I think Sudekis would be perfect as The Mooch

He’ll last. There’s no way Trump doesn’t fucking love this guy.

This is the White House communications director

No need to get all red in the face, at least they relocated the family.

That comment just made me blush and put a big exaggerated grin on my face!

Racism? At an Indians game?

Yes you should! Trust me; I am an experienced driver.

Hey look, Brickyard 400...

*receives pink slips*

Tell your dad to fuck himself, Stephen.

Just for shits-and-giggles he should say it was for Houston Nutt...

Footage of this guy is the best ISIS recruiting video ever.

As an almost millennial that is closing in on the big 4-0, I can say with confidence that Harley-Davidson bikes and the whole “culture” that surround it never did and will never be appealing to me.