Orlove, and all the Jalopnik staffers, are more than welcome to come down here at any time and drive the F. They've made me similar promises. For instance, Matt says I am welcome to join him in New York whenever I want and we'll ride the subway.

Doug's face right now.

White people.

Speaking as someone who's had major depression for years, who's experienced the lack of motivation, eroded sense of self, and feelings of constant persecution, I empathize with Martin—truly, there's nothing worse than rooting for the Dolphins.

They lie because it works, unfortunately.

I once helped my parents through the purchase of a Mazda. The lying sack of a salesman stood in front of them and told them that they didn't like to talk down the competition, but the other vehicle they were considering (a Ford) was horrible and they needed to check out the…

Agreed. Although with Top Gear, you never know how much of that was true.

Danica Patrick didn't make the cut.

I think Sabine driving that Ford Transit (superlegerra) around the Ring passing sports cars/bikes is reason enough to be included here. That lady is awesome.

I was at the Tournament Player's Championship in 2003, I think it was. I had been over served and was sitting drunkenly on the grass hill overlooking the island green on #17. Tom Lehman's group came to the tee. I had alway had a strong anti-Lehman bias because of he was one of the pioneers of the PGA "God Squad." …

ok

White people look the same.

It's even worse: The S-Klasse originally stood for "Sonderklasse" and SL for "Sportlich Leicht", so they didn't just randomly appoint letters to cars. The SLK being the SL's lil brother was inofficially "Sportlich Leicht Kurz/Kompakt". In that light, CL for "Coupé Leicht" made sense even though MB had just introduced…

Will there be a Hall & Oates Signature Series?

So wait. You can buy an X1 OR an X3 with rear wheel drive, but the 3-series wagon only comes with AWD?

So, my vanquish is the only one exempt?!? Woohoo! First time for everything!

what a horrible fucking movie. And he's SO GOOD in it!

In 2012, the city rejected a plan that would have pumped $700 million in taxpayer dollars into improvements on the Edward Jones Dome,

CLOWN SHOE!!!