Wasn’t the E39 M5 dubbed? IIRC, on the behind-the-scenes of the original one, they said it was supposed to be the 530i with the sport package (and the sweet BBS rims). But when Guy Ritchie saw the M5 he said, “no...we’re using that.” But it was in such short supply, they basically gave the 530 a facelift to make it…

Maybe Alex Gonzalez wrote it?

“Boston Red Sox Prematurely End David Ortiz’s Career...” could easily be “Big Pharma Drastically Extends David Ortiz’s Career...”

I was home with a sick 2 year old last week, and missed the call for entries. But I’ll share a couple.

At a Fiesta Bowl about 10-12 years ago, when it was held at Sun Devil Stadium.

Let’s hope he doesn’t start drinking Shirley Temples by the pitcher

I wonder if any buyers saw this story, then called Ford to say “forget the color I ordered. I want this.”

He’s been out of baseball since 1990, so the 25 year statute of limitations has expired.

Poor Dolores Marier. She never gave up on the dream.

Phoenix is a great city. It’s ruined by the suburbs like Peoria, Goodyear, Chandler and Mesa.

Probably wearing leftover schwag from his Broncos days. He needs a new wardrobe.

Love it.

I agree 100%. But a Z3 M Coupe with the S54 motor is in a whole other league when it comes to writing the check.

And E86 z4 coupe > E85 roadster

Somebody with Team Great Britain, last year: “and we’ll make our luggage red. Everybody uses black bags now, so ours will be really easy to pick out at baggage claim!”

I’m on board.

How about “if you want to play an untraditional defense, the pitcher must tell the batter what he’s about to throw. Deviation results in the pitch being declared a ball.”

Doug is like a guy who wins the lottery and then bitches about the taxes.

Flair was my best guess too. I figured the line about hair color meant he was blonde, and I went from there.

So the longest story on here has no payoff at the end?