I always liked the new Minis when BMW restarted the brand. Then, right about the time that they started importing the Cooper S, I got into a wreck and totaled my Volvo Cross Country. So I was 22 years old (looked like I was 17), had a $19,000 check in my pocket and decided I wanted a Cooper S. But inventory was rare,…

That’ll definitely last. Here’s a photo of the car’s wiring harness:

I see a lot of Rally Fighter in it.

Is that a gunshot at 0:17?

Or some tacos to insert rectally.

I'm guessing it'll make an appearance on How It's Made: Dream Cars.

I am very jealous.

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Porsche-91…

Thank you. Gonzalez fucked the whole thing up, and people wanted to blame everything on a guy in the stands who did the exact thing they all would have done.

The S Class going into a log is sweet.

So right in so many ways.

The transatlantic tunnel. Which proposes a train tunnel that would link London and New York, and the trip would take less than an hour.

Bring back the suicide doors too!

If he wasn't dead, I would have guessed that Wesley Willis was the first narrator.

Considering the NFL's stance on Arizona, I would guess that the Colts won't be bidding for a Super Bowl anytime soon.

Maybe some of the stories on "Behind Closed Ovens" about horrible customers were about Clarkson. He berated and attacked a producer because a restaurant was closed. I'd hate to see how he reacts to a bad restaurant when he's actually inside it.

Please tell me the cow said "fuck you pig."

Lucky for him there's one less than a mile from that hotel.

No, this stems from him having a 4 month old. Not even a sick one. I don't even know how I survived the first 6 months of our baby's life. I became addicted to Red Bull. Really.

I am. I mostly work with olive wood, and the dust can really screw up your lungs (a lot more than other kinds of wood). But yeah, just hooking up to a vacuum eliminates a lot of the problem.