Would have done much better in theaters, except it was released the week after Jurassic Park.

I hate glitter so much. My wife is crafty, and she's learned to ask before using glitter in the house. I'm the one who vacuums and I'll find that shit for weeks afterwards.

If you like zit popping videos, wait until you see botfly videos.

I doubt this changes anything at Syracuse. I remember watching "Requiem For The Big East," which was supposed to be a glowing piece of nostalgia, and Boeheim came across as such a stubborn, bitter old man, that there is no way he's updating his ways.

Larry Eustachy was once escorted off the floor at halftime of an Iowa State at Missouri game. He was pissed at the refs for something going into halftime, and was really chewing them out. But after awhile, he looked like he wanted to attack them. A couple guys from the MUPD came out and kept him away from the refs and…

I'm having image upload problems, probably because I'm at work, but here's a gallery of last year's event: http://www.mensartscouncil.com/cs/2014-2/

The Copper State 1000. Over about five days, they drive 1000 miles around Arizona on some really scenic roads. It usually takes about 75 cars, and they have to apply to be included.

I'd prefer Kitty to Karen.

I hope soon somebody at a gas station asks "why do you drive that piece of shit."

Apparently Comedy Central is relaunching Crossballs.

What? You don't like having to completely remove your drivers' seat when you accidentally drop your wedding ring?

I never complained once about the price. I'm sorry if that was inferred. Was just clarifying that the t6 was in fact the base.

No, but I'm paying attention. I had a 1998 Cross Country and an '04 S60. I liked it a lot, and only got rid of it because the economy tanked and my wife and I downsized to one car. One of my sisters has had two, and my other sister has a V70. So yeah, we're a Volvo family. We're going to have to replace my wife's car…

Thanks dude. I was clarifying that there wasn't a T5, or another smaller configuration coming later.

That makes it easier to swallow...when I saw the base price, I was figuring that there would be $5-6k in options, then when you add sales tax, I was thinking it was about $60k out the door.

Starting at $48,900, the XC90 T6...

This was a Letterman top ten list ages ago. Back in the NBC days. My favorite was the Pontiac Cyst.

Don't. Nobody cares what you have to say.

"I'm dropping the hammer."