I am ready to console him!

Oh snap, sister, you told me! Yes, if only my waist were narrow and then I could fit into their not-at-all bullshit aesthetic. I’ll get right to work on that. Again, women have not been told this shit for hundreds of years at all. And it doesn’t cause massive pain or eating disorders or self-hatred or anything. You’re…

An art form? Bitch, please. Then they should just stick to drawing and hanging the pictures on the wall instead of actually pretending they’re making clothes for people.

Thanks, gay guy! Our lady brains could never conceive of that. Imagine a standard of beauty that denies any kind of beauty to women who don’t conform to a near-impossible, very rare “aesthetic”. Huh. Whoda thunk it? Pretty sad for anyone who isn’t a tiny size four, which many women aren’t even in teen years. Wow, that…

Complete with Mom jeans.

It’s a live-action comic book. Kinda like a violent ballet. The WWE makes bad TV shows run by a senile dickbag, but a good wrestling match tells a story, on multiple levels, in a fun, emotional, and totally unique way. Also it’s still real to me damnit.

Can the two free pizzas be from literally anywhere else tho? I doubt starving refugees would even Papa Johns

Can the two free pizzas be from literally anywhere else tho? I doubt starving refugees would even Papa Johns

Don’t buy the whole, “we should just have more compassion for them” thoughtline.

I first heard of the video earlier today and just watched it five seconds ago. I was expecting something cute or funny...and to me, this was more like the type of thing that only seems funny if you’re friends the people involved, but not to anyone else. And I see there are posts from other people not understanding why…

I’m 25. I didn’t understand young people 10 years ago.

I'm 26 and I feel the same way...

I am 31. I can now truly say, I really don’t understand young people.

“this urge protector is exactly what you need behind your home theater”

“this urge protector is exactly what you need behind your home theater”

In terms of Best Picture nominations/wins, Training Day didn’t get nominated, Menace didn’t get nominated, Boyz In Da Hood didn’t get nominated, Malcolm X didn’t get nominated, Straight Outta Compton didn’t get nominated (that can be argued on a merits basis, I admit), Jackie Brown didn’t get nominated, Pulp Fiction…

Oh please, please! Or better yet, a new season of Curb Your Enthusiasm.

Me too...and also, the whole “I did it by myself” thing.. I’m sure she has talent but her daddy bought a share in a record company that signed her on later, and she comes from three generations of bank presidents...so taylor, you kinda didn’t. I mean, fuck Kanye though. But I’m not here for everybody making her out to…

I agree......I’m willing to bet the average person saw the Super Bowl performance and thought “Michael Jackson tribute/cool dancing/oh it’s her new song/Bruno Mars!/Coldplay meh.”

You really need to go? You could save money by moving less. Save on food and maybe even gas.

You really need to go? You could save money by moving less. Save on food and maybe even gas.

See “Beats Headphones”.

See “Beats Headphones”.

I got all excited when i saw the $21 cost for the top can. Then I noticed it was a fucking dollhouse accessory.

I got all excited when i saw the $21 cost for the top can. Then I noticed it was a fucking dollhouse accessory.