Then you're crazy, period.

More like Turd Crapley.

But did he do it angrily? I'm going to assume so.

There's a girl who hangs out on W. 32nd St., near Penn Station, who seems awfully cute. I've never given her a real good look, because, seriously, how creepy would it be if I threw her a buck only after confirming I wanted to bang her? But having spotted her a dozen or so times from various angles and distances, I…

Hackers was…uhhh…well, it was Hackers.

Could've been worse. Could've been Mickey Rooney.

I mean, yeah, of course, sure.

So help me, there will be a reboot of Beverly Hills Teens, even if I have to play all the Beverly Hills Teens myself.