If Chevy could've rebuilt the Camaro in 2.5 hours I'm sure Patrick George would've set the fastest lap time in it.

Man, he’s gonna be pissed when someone reads this article to him.

Pacquiao should bring Beadle and Nichols out during introductions and have one of them in his corner, holding a microphone.

I used to drive Ferraris all over Oahu.

Imprisonment for life, regardless of age, should be the result of this. It's an act of terrorism.

Same boat for me too. Still no gift card. Not looking forward to spending time tonight to have to deal with this.

Same boat for me too. Still no gift card. Not looking forward to spending time tonight to have to deal with this.

This promotion has turned into the biggest headache. Amazon customer support is using every lame trick in the book to keep delaying me. No matter how many times I explain that doing live chats is inconvenient for me they still just send emails asking for me live. Then when I am live with a CSR they try to derail me,…

This promotion has turned into the biggest headache. Amazon customer support is using every lame trick in the book…

If you were to lose traction with them, would it be called an electric slide?

It was a dark and stormy night as I raced down the Mexican coastline in my GT40. I was determined to outrun the cartel gangsters shooting rockets at us by speedboat, as Brian Williams lit up a joint and nonchalantly told me to "relax man"...

Whatcha gonna do?

But what if Dr. Tolian Soran destroys South Carolina and bends the path through Mountain View, CA to meet up with the Google Nexus?

Bullshit. I, like all Jalopnik writers, am way, way, richer than Toyota Corp. WAY richer. And I sell, like, twice as many Camrys.

I love movie magic. If I recall, even Star Wars: Episode I used many tricks like this. The waterfalls of Theed was just salt being poured out of a bottle, and the spectators in the Pod Racing arena were match sticks heads.

Real planets have curves.

To be fair I didn't see any lens flare in the trailer and ultimately, no matter how bad it is, it's probably going to be better than the prequels.

There, fixed your headline.