I one day plan to write that story!

Hey, one of these days, could you (or someone) write a story on the whole history with Farah, Drive, the Drive, Spinelli, Jalopnik, etc? I’ve heard that Spinelli started Jalopnik, then I think he was part owner of /drive with Matt Farah, then something happened and Matt started his own thing and Harris and some others…

Nope. I will be dragging my ass through an entire week with no break after staying up for the race, and probably watching the The Eastern Bloc “European” Grand Prix on DVR afterwards I fully expect it to be hell.

Yeah, nothing better than racing on open roads, in countries poor enough to allow it. It’s great too! You can kill a few people and risk pretty much nothing! Who gives a crap afterall huh?? What will they do? Sue?? Ha!

It’s a space capsule.

It’s a space capsule.

PLEASE tell me you guys are going to spin off Jalopnik to get the fuck away from Gawker.

I wish you the best of luck at a good job away from Gawker media. I hope all the Jezebel writers remain unemployed.

What War Games in Spain might look like:

We all know BOSE is for suckers with too much money.

Its gotten to the point of the “Pretty sure its a lambo, dude” meme.

This meme for this story? Seriously. Enough of this meme. Especially when you’re really reaching.

REEEEEEEGEERAAAAAAAA!

Maybe not killing the planet, but certainly significantly increasing property values in the southern hemisphere.

They are so obnoxious they would have intentionally taken up 2 beams.

Literally as I was sending in today’s column, the alarm started going off for no reason. Not kidding.

Yeah, really funny joke asshole

As an Oklahoman, I can assure you all that my fellow residents are working tirelessly at this very moment to tie this into a defense of gun owners’ rights.