The term “politically correct” is a trigger phrase for his band of red-hatted booger eaters to get them all riled up.

With all the cowards and racists, I always thought this could happen, but never thought it actually would, like an asteroid destroying the planet.

Trying to reason with them—and I mean reason, not argue as they see that as an attack and they double down even harder—is like trying to teach calculus to a dog. There’s just no point, you’ll end up exhausting yourself and while the dog just licks his balls, then throws up on your rug*.

Apologies to dogs! You do some…

I think he does believe he’s going to be president for life and he’s working on securing that (come on, fast food, do your damn job!).

His only legacy is “sticking it to OBAMA” and his base loves him for it, at their own peril, largely 

Donny’s been out of his element since he was old enough to ride a bike. All he knows is cheating and lying. I guess you could argue he’s IN his element in that respect.

Post WWII is quite a different environment than 2019, and my psychotic statement is in reference to the sum of all the bizarre things to come out of this administration.

I just spent a 2-week vacation with an all-day Fox News viewer and Trump supporter - an older white gentleman if you can believe it (/s). After finally having to call him out and lay down a logical smackdown, believe me, these people are full-on brainwashed. They allow this shit in and reject all other logic and reason…

Did you know you need a driver’s license to go shopping for food?!

Lying to him has proven to be a pretty effective option for everyone.

“Cars ran like a dream when gasoline had lead in it!”

Just tell him that the automakers are going to follow his new emission standards, so he can stop being involved with them and he can focus on creating the next dumpster fire

First thing to understand is that Trump is here to sabotage, not protect, America. Everything he does is directed by Putin to:

Came for this. While Ford might have been disappointed in the emissions compromise, I think he would be pleasantly surprised to learn ~40% or so of America was still A-OK with white supremacy here in 2019. Who could have guessed Hitler didn’t have to actually, you know, win to get “real America” to embrace his ethos?

There is a significantly better than 50% chance that Trump will win reelection. Republicans will still vote for him over a democrat.

Look, Harry, Donald Trump is obviously an automotive engineer and his big brain understands cars better than yours. If you had as big an automotive brain as dear leader, you would understand that increasing emissions saves money, makes engines run perfectly no matter what, and actually causes trees to spontaneously…

Democrats, please nominate someone who isn’t an asshole, panderer, or nutjob.

Sorry about your president, guys. He didn’t seem too concerned with the cost of cars when he started tariffs on steel and electronics though.

My accent causes me to pronounce “pin” and “pen” almost identically, but because I’m not a complete dumbass, I know that one of those items is used to write and one is used to attach things to each other. It’s a shame his shitty, white-supremacist dad just helped him coast through school and come out an entitled,…