Spoiler alert: you won’t.

Egg plant and peach. I see what you did there🍆🍑

As someone who is part of the elite 37 your pity is not needed.

The mentality Nintendo wants minus the not purchasing part lol.

The mentality Nintendo wants minus the not purchasing part lol.

Note to self make card board switch and post to internet for free switch. Scalp on ebay.

He stated in the fiest few hours there is no sense of narative. This doesn’t have to be true based on what I said. Sure it’s not like oot but in the first 2 hours u can definitly meet 20 charactees. In the first hour u meet the old man and he explains the whole lore. T he 2nd hour based on my advice one can get to…

You’re headline should read Kotaku commenters are a bunch of cry babies who read too much into headlines and love the words click and baity. Both headlines I assumed he got something but got fucked on the games. I read the article for clarification. I mean that’s what the actual article is for right? Anyway I still…

Sounds like he screwed himself for being short sighted and pig headed to me..

If you go str8 for the 4 beasts it’s all story when u get to each village. Just don’t deter from that and there’s plenty of story. Each time you get to a village that leads to a beast and the story opens up more. That’s where u meet everyone. If you focus on that then u will have your story right away. It took my…

I feel you on this. My wife is actually a gamer (she finished Witcher 3) but does get bored essily. I figured we could share the switch when I wasn’t playing but it got to the point where she would be sitting impatiently waiting for me to take a break. I actually had to get it on Wii u since a 2nd switch is out of the…

You forgot new frontier days and Othello for Nintenso switch come out tomorrow lol.

I literally thought the same thing. I WAS going to buy it but wtf for I’ll never play 3.5 hours in table top mode and if I need to charge holding it isn’t an issue.it kills me it’s been brought up as a major gripe. Like I understand why it’s a little annoying but not enough to cry about it hahaha.

Same here I wasn’t being careful the first 3 days and haven’t noticed a single scuff or scratch. I put the screen under bright light and inspected the shit out of it and nothing. I now use a screen protector and a cleaning cloth on the screen side of the dock but only because I don’t want to take chances but I don’t…

If I had to take a guess it’s because they know damn well people are going to be desperate for games on the switch. Might as well take advantage of them.

She’s always been somewhat of a gamer. She loved the whole idea of making choices. She was also good at the combat. Ive been really fortunate. Makes game purchases easier. I have 2 ps4s so we game share digital content so it was easy for her to just try it and she fell in love. She still speaks of her geralt and…

The sarcasm brings so much delicious joy to my heart.

Exactly I’m still waiting to grief other players like he stated on corbert . I think he meant he will be griefing us the players with the bullshit. I loved the first 20 hours of the game but it does get boring. By the time the foundation update came out I had long forgot about the game. I may check out the vehicle…

Eh that’s his personal life. I’m the Witcher non of that matters. He was a hoot and fun to play Gwent with. He became a friend and then killed himself. He definitely deserved it but that’s none of my business hehe.

Is like everyone’s last system from 1991 where a game came with the system because ever since ps1 there have been hidden costs. In 1995 if you wanted a ps1 you needed $400 plus a memory card an extra controller and a game. This hidden cost buzz word is true but it’s old AF. Its been true since the 90s why is this…

This is the official Nintendo one but there are knock offs for $10 right now.