She has to pay for all those D&D hardcovers after all.

Showgirls.  But make it CATS.

This film is going to rescue Christmas for everyone who isn’t looking forward to spending the day with their families. You can make them go see CATS! with you, and there will be so much collective what-the-fuckery that whatever else you experience cannot be worse than what you just saw unfold on the screen.

You don’t know it yet, but reviewers are turning this movie into a cult classic.

Earning a paycheck. Maybe she wants a super car, or is buying a new house.

She was in the original London cast but had to drop out due to injury. Perhaps she felt there was unfinished business?

That picture just makes me sad. It’s fine for Taylor Swift and Jason Derulo to embarrass themselves; they’re used to it. But what is Dame Judi doing in this pile of garbage? 

I think snapchat filters are fucking creepy. This looks like a 110 minute long snapchat filter so I will be giving it a HARD PASS.

We need to talk about why Taylor Swift got CGI nipples. That’s not where cat nipples are supposed to be!

I tried watching Califorinication and only got a few episodes in. Every episode was just a woman tripping over herself to fuck him. A friend talked it up as great tv. Prob just because she likes Duchovny. It was just boring

My ex loved that show. That was probably a sign it wasn’t going to work out in the long term

I didn’t get far enough into the show to even watch the finale as I found the main character insufferable.

So much of this!  People were raving about the finale online and all I could think was it’s another series that allows an abusive sociopath to dance off into the sunset without any accountability.  

So true!

Californication was abominable. 

This is how I feel about Californication. It was all about how these 20 something women wanted to fuck a 50 year old with subpar writing skills.

I never liked that show; it always looked like wish fulfillment for some middle aged man.  Like we haven’t seen that trope over and over and over again.

Yeah, the wording and tone of that statement is...odd. Sounds like Stewie Griffin denying the theft of all the cookies with a mouthful of cookies.

To be honest just about zero nude scenes are necessary unless it’s a step by step guide on being a naked life study piece, and that goes doubly so for sexual violence being depicted in that other than extreme circumstances handled with care it shouldn’t be there.

The idea that I would ever cultivate an unsafe environment or harass a woman on one of my shows is utterly ridiculous and lacks a grounding in reality